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thegreatcatzby:

hesolvescrimesandiblogaboutit:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

Okay so google has “Search Images” and “Search Videos” options but what we really need it a “Search GIF” option

1) Search whatever you need in Google Images.

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2) Add “filetype:gif” to the search

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3) Hit enter.

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Only GIFs show up.

You’re welcome.

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

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serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

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This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god.

ROSS JUST 

HANDS CHANDLER A LAMP.

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gookgod:

cameoamalthea:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

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//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

BUT GUYS!

What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor? 

what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood

There are two kinds of people.

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team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help
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sadhuman:

unfollower:

its really weird to me that there are some people who are like 0% gay. not even a little gay. i dont trust them

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tinypottedgroot:

failedhellos:

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lam681:

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tamtoee:

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thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

I had this regular at the snow cone stand this summer who told me how to make his cone properly (a root beer with cream). He insisted I put the cream on after the syrup (which doesn’t usually work well) then gave me a lecture about how it tastes better an followed up with a lecture about how straws were a waste of plastic. And then the next time I saw him he complained about how I was wearing a def leppard shirt and I probably didn’t know who they were. When I informed him I did, he told me this story about this 12 year old with a Beatles shirt that he apparently did the same thing to because the child said albums instead of CDs. I told my manager about this guy and apparently he’s encountered him before.

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baconlyfe:

what the fuck do you want

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and-id-marry-larry:

meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

we can definitely be friends

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